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HUNTER
The
August sun in Tulsa was intense enough to melt my bones, hotter even
than the water I’d recently found myself in after making a few drunken,
pissed-off, and ill-advised comments in Vegas last month. I’d been there for
the NHL Awards, hoping to celebrate one of my buddies from the goalie guild
winning the Vezina Trophy.
I didn’t quite
make it to that part of the awards presentation because my agent, John Stine,
had slipped over to whisper some unwelcome news in my ear. An expansion draft
had taken place earlier in the day so the league’s new team, the Tulsa
Thunderbirds, could stock up on players for their debut season. I’d known that
was going on, of course. Everyone did. I also knew my team had left me
unprotected, meaning it was almost guaranteed that I’d get claimed by the new
team since I was far and away the best goaltender left in limbo. Sure enough, I
was the first player the Thunderbirds selected.
So instead of
battling it out for the starting gig against Nicky Ericsson, another goalie
with the Portland Storm, I was heading to Oklahoma to play for a team that would
unquestionably be appallingly bad for many years to come. The Storm were a
legitimate threat to win the Stanley Cup these days. Needless to say, I wasn’t exactly
excited about this latest development in my career.
After getting
the news and being assured there wasn’t a damn thing I could do about it, I’d
spent the rest of the night in the hotel bar, drowning my sorrows in an
unending series of tequila shots. It was just my luck that half the contingent
of hockey media present was hanging out just outside the bar. They stopped me
when John finally hauled my sorry ass out of there, blinding my bleary eyes
with their lights and shoving their damn microphones in my face.
Hunter, what do you think about the news
that you’ll be playing for the Thunderbirds next season? they’d asked. It’s a real coup that they were able to
claim a star goaltender like you in the expansion draft.
John should have
jerked my ass away from them right then and there and said something along the
lines of Mr. Fielding isn’t taking any
questions right now. But he’d been distracted by a phone call from one of
his other clients who’d been plucked up in the expansion draft, and I’d shoved
my foot so far down my own throat that I should have choked on it and died.
Who the fuck wants to play in a goddamned
backasswards place like Tulsa, and for a fucking upstart, no less? I’d
replied, ignoring the fact that it might be aired on live TV and the censors
would have to bleep me out, oblivious to the harm I was causing myself with a
few simple words. Truth or not, sometimes it was better to bite your tongue.
At that point,
John disconnected his call and shoved the mics away from me. Too late. The
damage had already been done. The words had left my mouth and been caught on
film. I couldn’t take them back. I was just going to have to face the
consequences.
That was a
little over a month ago, and now I had to pay the piper for my inebriated lack
of common sense. That was why I was here now. I’d come to Tulsa to meet with the
Thunderbirds brass. They wanted to figure out a plan for getting the fans—as if
there were any fans to be found here—on my side. Or so they said. I was just
waiting to hear what my penance would be for my perceived crimes, and the
team’s executives and coaches were apparently my judge and jury.
The second I
stepped outside the airport into the blistering heat—fully expecting farmers to
rush me with pitchforks—I wished I could walk right back in again, get on a
plane, and fly the hell out of here. But I couldn’t. There was no getting out
of this unless I intended to walk away from what was left of my career. I was
only twenty-nine years old. Way too young to hang up my skates and pads and
call it a day. Hell, twenty-nine was when goaltenders tended to hit their
prime. I had many years of hockey left in me, and I didn’t have the first clue
what I’d do with myself if it was taken away so soon.
I just wished I
wasn’t going to have to spend them in this hellhole.
John pulled up
to the curb in a rental car and waved me over. He put the car in park and
climbed out, as dressed down as ever: shorts, a T-shirt, a Thunderbirds ball
cap, and sunglasses. I squinted and wished I had a pair of shades handy,
myself. Just one of many adjustments I would have to make if I was going to
live here. I got the sense that there was a hell of an education about life in
the south in store. He grinned, tossed me a pair of sunglasses that matched
his, and popped open the trunk.
“It’s hotter
than the underside of Hades,” I grumbled.
He grabbed one
of my bags and tossed it in. “You’ll get used to it. You’ll probably like it
someday, actually. Especially in October and November when it’s still nice
enough to go out without having to shovel a few feet of snow to get your car
out. Spring will arrive here nice and early, too. Short winters; long summers.
There are a lot of good things in Tulsa.”
I didn’t want to
get used to it and John damn well knew it. He wasn’t just my agent. He was a
lifelong friend, a guy a few years older than me. I’d grown up with his younger
brother, Darren, and played hockey with both of them when we were kids. Darren
and I had both been drafted while John was in college. Darren had never panned
out with the NHL. He’d played a few years in Europe before deciding to go home
and start his family. While the two of us had been playing hockey, John had
decided to go on to law school. He’d been ready to start his career as a sports
agent by the time the Storm wanted to sign me to my first pro contract.
There was no
chance I would end up liking it here, and he knew it, so trying to sell me on the
city was a waste of his breath. I knew I
should have made him fight harder to get the no-movement clause when we’d
signed the seven-year extension with Portland before the beginning of last
season. Granted, I doubted even that would have kept me with the Storm instead
of landing with the team that would be rock bottom in the league.
I glared at him
to shut him up on all the supposed good
things about life in Tulsa.
He tossed in my
other bag, shut the trunk, and went around to get in the driver’s seat, not
bothering to respond. I climbed in and slammed the door, a good dose of surliness
taking over. At least he had the sense to have the AC going full blast.
Good thing he
let the matter drop. Instead of selling me on the positives, he started
shooting the breeze, catching me up on all the goings-on at home since I’d
hardly been back to Prince George over the summer. I sat back and listened to
him prattle, occasionally tossing in a question to keep the conversation
flowing. The more I could get him to talk about that kind of thing, the less I
would have to think about my predicament. But when the car came to a stop, we
weren’t at a hotel. We were in a parking garage in a big complex that screamed of
being the Thunderbirds’ main office.
“Already?” I
grumbled. “You’re not going to at least let me settle in first?” I’d hoped to
have the opportunity to shower and change into something more comfortable in
this heat before dealing with the clusterfuck I’d created.
John shut off
the engine. “The Jernigans want to get things moving in the right direction as
soon as possible. They said to bring you over the second you landed.”
I ground my jaw.
The Jernigans were the team’s owners. Tom Jernigan was a minister at some huge
church here in Tulsa, one of those massive congregations that aired on
television and they had to hold four or five services over the course of the
weekend because there wasn’t enough room in the building to fit everyone in a
single sitting. He and his wife, Sharon, were all over the place with Bible
study books and videos. I was sure they didn’t know the first fucking thing
about hockey. At least they’d had the forethought to hire a few guys who,
combined, boasted several decades of experience running NHL teams.
Still sulking, I
ambled out and followed John inside. He led me through a series of halls, all
decked out with various items bearing the Thunderbirds logo and colors—a Native
American warbird with hockey sticks done in turquoise and terra cotta—before stopping
at a board room.
A few familiar
faces were waiting in there: Alan Krause, the team president who had been
around the league longer than I’d been alive; Gary Asher, the general manager
who had overseen the Blues for their one and only Cup a few years back; Tim
Harvey, a former NHL defenseman who had been an assistant coach for two other
NHL teams and would do the same here; Chuck Warren, who’d been a goalie in the
league for a while—a backup goalie,
no less, and who had never come close to my level of play—who was supposed to
be my fucking goalie coach. There were a bunch of other guys in Thunderbirds
golf shirts and the like, too. Maybe they were the other coaches, or else some
of the PR people.
Off in the
corner of the room near the windows, a slim, gray-haired man in a full
three-piece suit stood next to a blond woman in the sort of conservative
women’s suit that only politicians and clergymen’s wives tended to wear. Her shockingly
blond hair looked like a helmet. She probably used a whole can of hairspray to
keep it like that. No doubt these two were the team owners, the Jernigans.
It was the group
huddled together near them that caught my attention, though: a knockout
gorgeous brunette who looked like she should be on the cover of a fashion
magazine, an older woman who could only be her mother, and a couple of older
men. All three of her companions were currently eyeing me. One of the men
seemed curious. The other, along with the mother, were both glaring at me like
I was the devil incarnate. But the young woman? I couldn’t figure out what she
was thinking because she wouldn’t look at me.
On top of that,
I had no clue about the purpose of their presence. It was supposed to be a
meeting about me being an ass and learning what I would have to do to appease
the team’s brass after letting my idiocy show. What the hell did these people
have to do with that?
Alan and Gary
came over to shake my hand. They took me through the room, introducing me
around to most of the new faces before we headed over to the big board table. I
grabbed a bottle of water from a cart along the wall before taking my seat. Alan
sat at the head of the table, folding his hands in front of him. He looked as
intense as I’d always known him to be. Maybe more at present than usual. His
stress had to be at an all-time high right now, trying to get ready for the
Thunderbirds’ debut season, and my issues had only added to it. “All right,” he
said once everyone settled into place and talk died off. “Let’s get down to
business.”
Alan picked up a
coffee cup and drank from it. “There’s no point in beating around the bush. We
have twelve thousand new season ticket holders and a whole host of other
potential Thunderbirds fans here in Tulsa who are up in arms over some comments
made by our new star goaltender. They didn’t take kindly to being called backasswards, and they aren’t keen about
one of their players not being fully on board with being a key part of this
team. So now we need to figure out how to win them over.”
“You mean we
need to figure out how I can win them
over,” I said.
Alan nodded, a
scowl marring his features.
Mollifying
people wasn’t my strong suit and it never had been. I picked up my water,
focusing more on it than I did on the conversation going on around me. Gary and
the coaches all tossed out suggestions like getting me involved in some sort of
community service project with some schools in the area or trying to get a
grassroots youth hockey program started so that the locals could love and grow
the sport here—with me at the forefront of it, of course.
These were
exactly the sorts of things I’d been expecting, but they didn’t seem to be what
Alan was looking for. He didn’t even like the idea of me starting up a charity
here, or at the very least, he seemed to think there needed to be something
more to go along with it. He kept brushing their suggestions off, telling them
it wasn’t enough. What I’d done was going to take a lot more than a bit of
community involvement to rectify, if Alan’s reactions were a good indication.
As for me? I
kept my head down and my mouth shut while the rest of them batted ideas around,
since John had already made it abundantly clear that I was going to have to
play along with whatever they suggested, no matter how much I might not like it.
I didn’t get a say since I’d already flapped my jaw too much. But then John
kicked my ankle under the table. I shot my head up to find Mrs. Jernigan
looking expectantly at me, a too-perfect smile plastered on her face.
“Gentlemen,” she
said. “I’ve got the perfect solution. In fact, that’s why we invited the Roths
to join us today, as they’ve got a part to play.”
The foursome in
the corner met my gaze when I passed a skeptical glance in their direction.
Well, three of the four did. The brunette ducked her head and stared at the
floor after giving me the briefest glimpse of her honey-colored eyes and button
nose. Her hair was pulled back in a ponytail, revealing a long, slender neck
that looked perfect for nibbling on. That was absolutely the wrong thing for me
to be thinking about, though—nibbling on her neck. Or other parts of her, like
her pert breasts.
“The perfect
solution?” I repeated slowly, one hundred percent positive that whatever whack-job
idea this lady had, it would be the complete opposite of what I thought
appropriate.
Mrs. Jernigan
didn’t seem to notice the sarcasm in my tone. Either that or she was an expert
at ignoring things she didn’t want to acknowledge. “You see, the Roths have
been members of our church since Tallulah Belle was just a sweet little baby. We
always want to help members of our congregation out where we can, and Tallulah’s
found herself in a bit of a pickle, too, sort of like you have. There was a
dust-up last month while she was in Cancun with her sorority sisters, and now
that she’s been stripped of her crown—”
“Her crown?” I
interrupted. Who the hell wore a crown? And more importantly, why?
This was quickly
devolving into a nightmare.
One of the men
in the corner rolled his eyes. He, like Mrs. Roth, had been eyeing me since I’d
arrived as if I were a child pornographer or something. “I told you this wasn’t
a good idea, Sharon,” he said emphatically. He spoke slowly with a slight lisp,
drawing out his words so that they seemed to have grown by a few syllables each.
Even in this heat, he had on a blue turtleneck, not to mention a tweed jacket
over it, and he waved his hands with every word he uttered. “The Neanderthal
doesn’t even know who our Tallulah is,” the arm-waving dude bemoaned.
“Don’t call him
that, Lance,” the brunette pleaded. For the first time since they’d been introduced
into the conversation, she truly met my gaze, her expression a visual apology.
Her face was also quite possibly the most flawless one I’d ever seen. She
looked as though she’d stepped out of the pages of a magazine, without a single
blemish in sight. Lightly tanned skin. High cheekbones. Impeccably arched, full
eyebrows. And that was just her face. Her body? Made me think all kinds of
things that I had no business thinking about a woman whose name I didn’t even
know. She looked too good to be real, but damn if she wasn’t hot.
He ignored her,
gesticulating so much he nearly whacked her in the face, which made me want to
pick him up by the scruff of his neck and teach him a thing or two about how
Neanderthals expected a man to treat a lady. I stayed put, though, and Lance
was oblivious to anything but his own agenda. “He won’t work out. He doesn’t
understand the pressure she’s under. The hooligan couldn’t even bother to get
his hair cut before making an appearance. He’s exactly the opposite of the sort
of man we need her to marry.”
My head snapped
back upon hearing the word marry, and
I pushed my chair away from the table. “Back the fuck up for a second,” I said.
The movement unsettled my water, and the bottle fell over, rolled to the
table’s edge, and dropped to the floor, narrowly missing my toes. “Who the hell
said anything about getting married? I’m willing to do whatever you need me to
do to make up for my perceived crimes—community outreach, volunteering,
whatever—but how the fuck is getting married—”
“Which is
precisely the point,” Mr. Jernigan cut in, his voice rising over mine. He
arched an eyebrow in my direction, either daring me to interrupt or putting me
back in my place, one of the two. “You’ll do whatever we need you to do—John
assured us you would—and we need you to marry Tallulah. She’s gotten into a
scrape. She needs a way out of it. You’re it, son. On top of that, she’s the best way to get the people
here in Tulsa on your side.”
“How is marrying
her supposed to help me make things up to all the people I pissed off?” I
demanded.
“Would you please watch your language?” Mrs.
Jernigan demanded, and I just about fell out of my chair. Of all the things to
get worked up over, she was getting her panties in a twist over me uttering the
words pissed off? How on earth was
she going to handle being around a whole team of hockey players? It might be
better if she was one of those hands-off team owners like we’d had in Portland,
but so far it didn’t look like that would be the case.
She put her
hands on her hips, prim, proper, and as incensed as I’d ever seen a woman.
“Really, there’s no reason for all that foul stuff. Your mama should have
taught you better than that.”
“Let’s leave his
mama out of it, Sharon,” her husband said, never removing his gaze from me. No
doubt he sensed that I was about to lose my shit, and he wanted to defuse the
situation before I did something else I would regret. I might not like his
wife, but so far he was okay. Well,
except for the fact that he thought I needed to marry some random chick I’d
never met before.
He crossed his
arms and leaned back in his chair. “Here’s the deal, son.”
I gritted my
teeth. “I’m not your son.”
He ignored me. “Tallulah
won Miss Teen Oklahoma USA several years back, and then she won Miss Teen USA.
She’s the reigning Miss Oklahoma USA, or she was until they stripped her of her
crown last month because of a slight indiscretion. She was expecting to contend
for Miss USA, and most likely Miss Universe after that. She’s been competing in
and winning pageants for years, including some very high-profile ones. The fact
is that Oklahomans love her. We adore her. But now her image has been
tarnished, and she needs a husband so she can repair her image in the public
eye. She fell down a few pegs when…well, never mind that. The point is that
they want Tallulah to appear to be the role model they always assumed she was,
and to do that, she needs to give the impression that she’s growing up,
settling down, and doing the things they’ve expected of her all along.”
“Which is
exactly why you can’t just shove her in with him,” the hand-waving man
interrupted, pointing a finger in my direction so hard it seemed he might be
attempting to jab me in the eye. “He’ll ruin her worse than she already is.”
Mr. Jernigan
closed his eyes, shook his head, and sighed. “He’s not going to ruin her.
They’ll rescue each other.”
I wasn’t in the
mood to play knight in shining armor to anyone, even if she had legs for days and
killer curves like this Tallulah chick did, and I’d be damned if I needed
anyone to rescue me. I’d dug my own hole; I could damned well figure out a way
to climb out of it myself. “I’m not marrying anyone,” I said, loud and clear
enough to be heard over everyone else.
“You are.” This
time it was John speaking.
I spun my head
to glare at him. “You knew this was going on and you didn’t say a word about
it?”
“Had to be sure
you were going to show up,” he said, shrugging. Like this was no big deal. Like
he wasn’t trying to tell me that my life as I had it planned was all being
tossed out, and I was going to have to bend to someone else’s rules. Like I
should have expected it since I’d been dumb enough to make an ass of myself,
and this was my due penance. “We already discussed this. You’ve got to play by
their rules, at least for a while. Things are different down here. You’re going
to be living and playing in the Bible belt, and there are different
expectations. Besides, it’s not forever,” he added sheepishly.
“You expect me
to believe that a preacher”—I pointed in the general direction of the
Jernigans—“is going to suggest a marriage that will end up in divorce in order
to cover up some silly scandal.”
“Well, really,
honey pie,” Mrs. Jernigan said. “It’ll be more like an annulment. It’s just for
a year.”
“A year?” I
scoffed. I didn’t know American marriage law very well, but this didn’t sound
like the sort of thing a judge would consider appropriate annulment material. “And
I’m not your honey pie. Either way, doesn’t matter since I’m not doing it.”
“Yes,” John
said, more emphatically than before, “you are.”
I shot him a
go-to-hell look. “No one can make me get fake married for a year. Not even you,
and don’t fool yourself into thinking you can. Besides, that would mean I’d
have to be celibate the whole damn time.” If the entire fucking state loved
this Tallulah chick, the second I was seen with some other girl, hoping to
scratch an itch, I’d be the bastard who cheated on Oklahoma’s sweetheart.
“Language!” Mrs.
J shouted at me. The woman reminded me more and more of Effie Trinket from the Hunger Games movies, only minus the pink
hair.
“Sorry if the
mention of sex offends you,” I spouted off, and I didn’t even feel bad about
the offended gasp she let out. The longer I was in this room, the shorter my fuse
grew. I’d be lucky if I got out of here without them threatening to find a way
to void my contract.
Hell, maybe I
should really let loose. Maybe then they would
try to void it, and then I could sign with some other team. Anything would
be better than being stuck here and getting forced into some sham of a
marriage.
“You wouldn’t…”
Tallulah had spoken up again, drawing my attention, but she clammed up the
second her mother and Lance shot looks in her direction.
“I wouldn’t
what?” I asked, more out of curiosity than anything.
“It doesn’t
matter,” Lance interjected. He reached across and put a hand over Tallulah’s,
as though to prevent her from saying another word. The guy seriously needed a
good throat-punching, and I was itching to be the one to have that honor. Not
to rescue her. More to fuck with him because the half hour or so I’d spent in
his company was more than anyone should have to bear in a lifetime. The guy was
a serious ass. He met my glare. “No Neatherthals allowed near Tallulah Belle.
Not now. Not ever.”
She tugged her
hand free, and my esteem for her went up a few notches. She scowled at him
before turning to me. “You wouldn’t necessarily have to be celibate the whole
time,” she said, staring straight at me. “I mean, I’m not sure I’d want to
stay—”
“Tallulah Belle
Roth!” her mother interrupted before turning her hateful glare on me. “There
will be no hanky-panky, not with
Tallulah or anyone else. Just enough hand-holding and light kisses for the
cameras, but when you’re not putting on a show for the media, you’ll be keeping
your hands to yourself and your little thing
tucked away in your pants.”
“It ain’t
little, sweetheart,” I said before I could think better of it.
“Well, I never.”
She shut up after that, though, crossing her arms and turning her back to me.
Tallulah didn’t
keep quiet. “Mama, you can’t speak to him like that. And it’s none of your
business—”
“My daughter
isn’t my business?”
“—what happens
behind closed doors,” she continued, ignoring her mother’s interruption. “The
fact is, we will be married. And
soon.”
Soon? I was
about to speak up again, but the other man—the one who, so far, had kept his
mouth shut and merely looked on, mildly amused by the proceedings—leaned
forward and locked his gaze on me. “Saturday, actually,” he said, answering my
unasked question. “And I’ve already got the prenup lined out. I’ll just need
you and my Tallie to drop by my office later this afternoon to go over it so we
can get it finalized.”
I pressed my
fingers to my eyes, wishing I could push hard enough that my whole head would
explode like the dude on Game of Thrones.
My head hurt enough that it might explode from the internal pressure without
any outside forces.
“Not him,” Lance tossed in. “We’ll find
someone else.”
“By Saturday?” Mrs.
Jernigan asked. “Everything’s already in place for this weekend, and we’ve
already wasted too much time. They’re hounding Tallulah everywhere she goes.”
“Find someone
else,” I ground out.
“There is no one else,” the father insisted at
the same time as John said, “Whether you want to do this or not, you’re going
to have to.”
“Why?” I roared.
“Why this? What the hell is this supposed to do that couldn’t be accomplished
some way that doesn’t involve fucking getting married?”
Tallulah stood
up, planting both hands on her hips and drawing my eye exactly there. “Now you
look here,” she said, suddenly turning sassy in a way that turned me on despite
my better judgment—further proof that hormones had nothing to do with the part
of the brain that processed thought. “I’m not any happier about this than you
are, and clearly my mama and Lance don’t think you’re up to snuff, but they’re
right about this one part. Whether you want to hear it or not, they’re right.
The two of us getting married—at least long enough for all of this to blow
over—is the best solution for both of our problems. So we’re going to do it.
We’re getting married on Saturday, so you’d better just accept the fact that
it’s happening. And you should probably call your mama. They don’t like finding
these things out after the fact.”
Well,
holy hell. Even Tallulah wanted to go along with it. Apparently, Tulsa wasn’t
just hell; it was also the Twilight Zone, only the people I was surrounded by
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